Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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