Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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