Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
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God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
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Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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