I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
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I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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