We won't sleep together?
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize