so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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