is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
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I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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