I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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