so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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