Jerry, you need to find god
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
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My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
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My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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