So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Randomize
