Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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