I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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