I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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