Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
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