i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
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New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
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Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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