I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
