She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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