We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
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they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
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So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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