Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
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just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
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Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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