So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I need to calm my uterus...
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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