nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
