There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
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I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I just got carded by a ten year old.
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Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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