Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
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just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
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I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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