So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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