If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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