What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
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I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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