The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
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I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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