$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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