Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
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Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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