is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Why can't burritos get me drunk
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Terrible idea I love it
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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