So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
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This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
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just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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