You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Randomize
