I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Oh god it's open bar.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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