Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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