You smell like stripper and shame
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
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She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Can you bring me the toilet please
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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