fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
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