she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
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my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
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That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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