let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
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So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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