so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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