trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
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If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
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First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
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