that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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