How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
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Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
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It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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