fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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