period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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