is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
accomplished twins. life is a go
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
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The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
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He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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