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using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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