There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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