after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
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FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
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I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
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