I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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