I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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