but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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