i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
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We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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