what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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