sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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